Bare essentials of safety from Air New Zealand

Posted July 2nd, 2009 by Joshy

Air NZ safety video with staff just wearing body paint. Keep an eye for the boys.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-26

Posted June 26th, 2009 by Joshy

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Posted June 23rd, 2009 by Joshy

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that

‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’

She calmly turned her head and said,

‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,

‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray -up, Bitch’

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-19

Posted June 19th, 2009 by Joshy

Good old apple

Posted June 15th, 2009 by Joshy

My head phone jack on my iPhone has been causing me some issues plus the fact the little silent switch broke ages ago, so I took it in for service. They decided to give me a new one because they don’t repair them, this lead me to be very happy. So I now have a new iPhone, new battery, no scrathes…yay.

What is interesting is that at the bottom of the iPhone near where you plug the iTunes cord, it has a little red marker that appears if the iPhone has got wet, now its cool that they can tell that but also annoying because if its red and the iPhone needs to get fixed its $250.

But anyway I have a nice new iPhone now its just taking 1 million years to restore.

A quick birthday story

Posted June 15th, 2009 by Joshy

I forgot to mention something that happened on my birthday, I went for a few drinks with some buddies at the Hollywood in Surrey Hills, we had never been there before and I though it was a funny little pub and I am not going back all that soon. All my buddies sang me happy birthday to me which was nice, I then went our for a smoke. On my return the bar tender informed me that some stranger that just left got me a beer for my birthday.

This was a small gesture and cost was minimal was but was the most lovely thing for somebody to do for me, for a stranger to do that out of the blue made my day and next time I have the opportunity I will be taking advantage to buy somebody I don’t know a beer. I have very little memory of the rest of the night or the conversations that was had but what I am left with is a stranger doing something lovely. (it is important to note I do remember the worlds longest walk back to my place after trusting tim’s directions)

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-12

Posted June 12th, 2009 by Joshy
  • Rather content #
  • China prepares to host its first gay festival- http://is.gd/RiIq #
  • @the_howie how are you feeling? in reply to the_howie #
  • Back to work after sickness. Not the nicest time to start. #
  • Gosh I love pink…both the colour and Pink! #
  • I feel like a taxi driver today #
  • Loving this cold #
  • The nail lady told me I look like a women as I gossip with my buddy. I think that’s a good thing. #
  • So glad it’s Friday, another 3 day weekend. Yay #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-05

Posted June 5th, 2009 by Joshy
  • Work….ahhhh #
  • Enjoying some solitude at the kurra listening to the “laneway experiment” #
  • looks like offically my job ends in Jan #
  • Sick #
  • Nothing like the carpenters to cheer you up when your sick #
  • @Ludicrousitys agree but I think skins is up there too in reply to Ludicrousitys #
  • Thinking about learning the banjo #
  • Looks like my housemate has shared his sickness. We are a very sharing household aren’t we. #
  • Can’t believe the way NAB is treating @JLDougherty #NAB #
  • @JLDougherty No worries, let me know if you need anything. in reply to JLDougherty #
  • Confusion, crazyness and exited all at the same time. #

What is morally wrong with homosexuality

Posted June 4th, 2009 by Joshy

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-29

Posted May 29th, 2009 by Joshy