Air NZ safety video with staff just wearing body paint. Keep an eye for the boys.
Bare essentials of safety from Air New Zealand
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-26
- Ross was very good
home time now. # - On the way with jimmy to winter magic festival to hang hopefully with tommy, oli, heidi & cam. Yay! #
- @mayorofnewtown Between Newtown & the towny #
- Magiced out, bound for the warm heater at home with my doonah #
- @mayorofnewtown sorry i was walking through the magic festival, twas a bit crazy. Station is the word missing. in reply to mayorofnewtown #
- @mayorofnewtown yeah up at katoomba, rather fun but soooo many people! Almost back in the safety of the inner west. in reply to mayorofnewtown #
- @live0be0NOW well talk to aussies….. in reply to live0be0NOW #
- Nice to be home #
- Im sick again…bloody winter magic festival. #
- @jaybrannan come to Australia in reply to jaybrannan #
- is sick of been sick #
- can somebody bring me dinner pls…im too sick to go out #
- @iboymusic I'll just get a really long antenna so I can get it in Sydney in reply to iboymusic #
- @live0be0NOW well good morning…im off to bed. Nighty night in reply to live0be0NOW #
- @BaffiandMo can you make me some mint muffins soon? #
- Coffee…. tasty made by my own barrister #
- A search for the Stonewall riots on Google, they add a rainbow bar to the top of the results to gay it up. http://is.gd/19JXW #
- @jkhowie your turtles are such high maintenance, how do they survive in the wild? in reply to jkhowie #
- @jaybrannan yes #
- off to have lunch with the wife #
- Season 13 of Top Gear is amazing! I do love you tube….hurry up SBS #
- @amnestyOz I'll be there
in reply to amnestyOz # - Freaks waiting for the optus iPhone launch. Freaks… http://twitpic.com/8d2uo #
- @iboymusic Yay thanks for the podcast
. The Sydney fan group will be listening
in reply to iboymusic # - @jkhowie get a new doctor? in reply to jkhowie #
- @jkhowie do you want me to sort him out for you :p? in reply to jkhowie #
- I can't believe Telstra's iPhone pricing. http://is.gd/1dL3p #
- @jamisonprawn and your not bias
. For what I get for $80 would cost me $239, is $150 really worth what telsta offer? in reply to jamisonprawn # - @jamisonprawn haha… yes. Do you know if Telstra is charging for tethering? in reply to jamisonprawn #
- @jamisonprawn well spoke with Virgin today and they aren't charing. in reply to jamisonprawn #
- Went with red nails this week. http://twitpic.com/8g187 #
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said,
‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray -up, Bitch’
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-19
- is happy with the http://www.facebook.com/thejoshy #
- nothing like gin and tonic to soften the blow of life in the morning #
- Haircut….yay #
- Petition: Optus to Optus don’t charge extra for tethering!! http://twitition.com/5tsv8 @trentqueen #
- @jamisonprawn just copy the backup file to your desktop b4 it gets overriden in reply to jamisonprawn #
- Dinner…mmm http://yfrog.com/07yhrzj #
- Exited about seeing Ross Noble on Friday with @djsammyt #
- RT @iboymusic “Invisible Boy… Bradfield Dumpleton 2009″ – http://bit.ly/xR1Ed Read the review, listen to the tracks (O:” #
- Almost finished work
# - Only 3 sleeps to Ross noble
# - Hate having to sit facing backwards on the bus looking at everybody. Making busyness on the iPhone so I don’t have to look up. #
- @jamisonprawn is it up????? in reply to jamisonprawn #
- @jamisonprawn I might wait for it… I’ll report in the morning in reply to jamisonprawn #
- It’s funny leaving oxford street at 130 on a Thursday morning. #
- Enjoy 3.0 on the phone, I want twitter msg pushed to my iphone now. #
- Only 1 more sleep to Ross with @djsammyt
# - RT @iboymusic: Invisible Boy Music on Myspace – Check us out and say hallo! (O: http://www.myspace.com/invisibleboymusic #
- @fizBizzle this is the song that doesn’t end in reply to fizBizzle #
- @jaybrannan it is indeed mr brannan
in reply to jaybrannan # - Home time #
- @jamisonprawn I live next to alexandria you should drop in for one of the famous four shot coffees
in reply to jamisonprawn # - @jaybrannan thats kinda hot in reply to jaybrannan #
- @jkhowie wooooo yeah!!! in reply to jkhowie #
- Also watching Ross with @djsammyt and the others in the shit seats #
Good old apple
My head phone jack on my iPhone has been causing me some issues plus the fact the little silent switch broke ages ago, so I took it in for service. They decided to give me a new one because they don’t repair them, this lead me to be very happy. So I now have a new iPhone, new battery, no scrathes…yay.
What is interesting is that at the bottom of the iPhone near where you plug the iTunes cord, it has a little red marker that appears if the iPhone has got wet, now its cool that they can tell that but also annoying because if its red and the iPhone needs to get fixed its $250.
But anyway I have a nice new iPhone now its just taking 1 million years to restore.
A quick birthday story
I forgot to mention something that happened on my birthday, I went for a few drinks with some buddies at the Hollywood in Surrey Hills, we had never been there before and I though it was a funny little pub and I am not going back all that soon. All my buddies sang me happy birthday to me which was nice, I then went our for a smoke. On my return the bar tender informed me that some stranger that just left got me a beer for my birthday.
This was a small gesture and cost was minimal was but was the most lovely thing for somebody to do for me, for a stranger to do that out of the blue made my day and next time I have the opportunity I will be taking advantage to buy somebody I don’t know a beer. I have very little memory of the rest of the night or the conversations that was had but what I am left with is a stranger doing something lovely. (it is important to note I do remember the worlds longest walk back to my place after trusting tim’s directions)
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-12
- Rather content #
- China prepares to host its first gay festival- http://is.gd/RiIq #
- @the_howie how are you feeling? in reply to the_howie #
- Back to work after sickness. Not the nicest time to start. #
- Gosh I love pink…both the colour and Pink! #
- I feel like a taxi driver today #
- Loving this cold #
- The nail lady told me I look like a women as I gossip with my buddy. I think that’s a good thing. #
- So glad it’s Friday, another 3 day weekend. Yay #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-05
- Work….ahhhh #
- Enjoying some solitude at the kurra listening to the “laneway experiment” #
- looks like offically my job ends in Jan #
- Sick #
- Nothing like the carpenters to cheer you up when your sick #
- @Ludicrousitys agree but I think skins is up there too in reply to Ludicrousitys #
- Thinking about learning the banjo #
- Looks like my housemate has shared his sickness. We are a very sharing household aren’t we. #
- Can’t believe the way NAB is treating @JLDougherty #NAB #
- @JLDougherty No worries, let me know if you need anything. in reply to JLDougherty #
- Confusion, crazyness and exited all at the same time. #
What is morally wrong with homosexuality
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-29
- Intoxicated #
- Almost home time
# - The stars are rather wonderful tonight.
# - @jkhowie thats what you get for living in the suburbs in reply to jkhowie #
- @djsammyt me too in reply to djsammyt #
- Home time
# - That meeting was so painful, 2hrs of my life I am not getting back. #
- Is going to see Ross Noble with @djsammyt #
- @jkhowie yay and I so should blog too in reply to jkhowie #
- Nails done, going orange #
- @JLDougherty why are you homeless? in reply to JLDougherty #
- RT @amnestyOz In 2008:78% of executions took place in G-20 countries. #
- Really missing my subaru today, wish I should change gears on that one more time. #